A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this”, said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball……stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?”, asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!”
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January 31st, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Heard that before, still funny
January 31st, 2010 at 5:33 pm
you copied this from oddball, they posted the same exact thing 2 days ago. as they say on fox 5 with geraldo, shame shame shame!!!
January 31st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!
Great joke!!!
January 31st, 2010 at 5:54 pm
super
January 31st, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Never play around with your wife
January 31st, 2010 at 7:09 pm
lmao…star.
January 31st, 2010 at 7:51 pm
at first i didn’t get it but i get it now and its really funny! i love jokes
January 31st, 2010 at 8:01 pm
I read this story and don’t believe a word of it. I believe it has been contrived for some sort of humorous effect.
January 31st, 2010 at 8:02 pm
hahahaha…good on her lol
January 31st, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Ace joke have a star,,,,